Two Hundred Dollars
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, Sara, is Tony home?"
"No, Chris, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and after a few minutes, the friend says
"You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 dollar bill on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says,
"I've just got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks
on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says
"You know, your weird friend Chris came over looking for you."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says...
"Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"