A Blind Man in a Lesbian Bar
A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"br > The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
  1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
  5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a dumb blonde joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

                          "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."