A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc my penis has turned Orange."

The doctor is very skeptical but says "Well lets have a look." The man drops his pants and the doctor says "Wow, sure enough it is orange!" "I've never seen anything like this before." So the doctor thinks for a bit and can't really come up with a reason how this could happen. "Well have you been under a lot of stress? Have you had any major changes in your life lately? Sometimes stress can do some really strange things to the body."

The guy says "Well I did lose my job a couple weeks ago."

The doctor says "That surely can be stressful, have you been feeling stressed out by it?"

The man says "No, actually I've been really enjoying it. I've just been sitting around watching Porn and eating Cheetos."