Little Timmy the Packer Fan
In a school just outside Minneapolis, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a Vikings Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Vikings fans too. Not really knowing what a Vikings fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all flew into the air.

However, there was one exception. A little boy named Timmy was not going along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.

"Because I am not a Vikings fan." said Timmy.
"Then," asked the teacher, "what are you?"

Timmy replied proudly, "I am a Green Bay Packers fan!"

The teacher, a strong Vikings fan, was a little perturbed now as her face turned slightly red. She asked Timmy why he was a Packers fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Packer fans so I'm a Packers fan, too," Timmy responded.

The teacher got very angry. "That's no reason," she said loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?

Timmy smiled and said, "Then, I'd be a Vikings Fan."