Eden Prairie, Minnesota
Vikings football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Head Coach immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line.

          Practiced resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar