Where You From?
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief
hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual
statistics, he asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It
identifies that American Indians have the longest average
penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my
name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies...
"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."