One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently
taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife
turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist
appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected,
turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife
again This time he whispers in her ear...
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"