"Father forgive me for I have sinned". After almost sixty years of faithful marriage to my wife, last night I made love to two beautifull twenty year olds for over three hours".
The priest says "Sir I know you have grieved in your heart, Give the lord a thousand hail marys for your sin".
To which the old man says "But I can't say hail
marys, I'm Jewish!" So the priest says "If you Jewish what are you doing here telling
this to me" To which the old man replies
"I'm telling everyone!!!!!!!!!"