The Confessional
An eighty year old man goes into the confessional to talk to the priest. He says

"Father forgive me for I have sinned". After almost sixty years of faithful marriage to my wife, last night I made love to two beautifull twenty year olds for over three hours".

The priest says "Sir I know you have grieved in your heart, Give the lord a thousand hail marys for your sin".

To which the old man says "But I can't say hail marys, I'm Jewish!" So the priest says "If you Jewish what are you doing here telling this to me" To which the old man replies

                "I'm telling everyone!!!!!!!!!"