Deciding on a Wife
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not
know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and
see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a
total makeover with the
money She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look
pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD
player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says,
"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock
market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and
reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of
the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women
spent the money...
...and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts!