Lawyer Jokes
Do you know the three reasons that they are going to start using Lawyers instead of Rats in labratory experaments?
  1. There are more lawyers than Rats.


  2. There are some things you just can't get a Rat to do.


  3. There is no chance of the experamentors getting emotionaly attached to the lawyers.





Did you hear about the lion who was walking through the jungle eating elephant shit?

          ... He just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth