Calling God
John Madden is in Dallas interviewing the Cowboys head coach.
He sees a red phone sitting all by itself on a table and asks

"What's with the red phone?"

"It's our direct line to god."

Madden asks if he can use it.

"Sure, but it costs $5,000"

Well Madden figures this is a deal to speak to god so he pays it
and he makes the call and talks to god. The next week Madden is
in Green Bay interviewing their head coach when he notices another
red phone sitting all by itself on a table. Madden asks about it.

"It's our direct line to god"

Madden asks if he can use it.

"Sure, but it costs 35 cents"

Madden says "Wow, I just used one in Dallas last week and it cost $5,000"

The Packer coach says


                    "Yea, I know.... but here it's a local call"