Love That Soup!
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?"

"Well, it was chicken soup," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee. As he waited, the man next to him says "Help yourself, I decided I'm not going to eat the soup"

The man picked up a spoon began devouring the soup. When he got halfway through, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the soup back into the bowl.

          "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too," said the man sitting next to him.