"But I'm not a Packers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Wisconsin, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Minnesota Vikings Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Vikings fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the Midwest was either for the Packers or Vikings.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Bears fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"