A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and
one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others.
He tells them he was buying a plane ticket to Pittsburgh,
but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl
at the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to
Pittsburgh", he said,
"I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"!
An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I
had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were
sitting at the breakfast table. and I meant to say,
"Darling, could you
please pass the butter"... but what came out was...
"You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!"
