You might be a Wisconsinite if ...

• You define Summer as three months of bad sledding...
• Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
• Snow tires come standard on all your cars...
• At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm...
• You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
• You can identify a Michigan accent...
• You know what "cow-tipping" is.....
• You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bicycle...
• "Down South" to you means Chicago...
• Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee...
• The "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
• You know a brat is something you eat...
• You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat...
• You have no problem spelling Milwaukee...
• You got a passport to go to Minnesota...
• You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon...
• You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday...
• You know that Gotham is a real city...
• You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
• You know what a bubbler is.....
• The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
• Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce...
• You think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on every car north of Madison...
• A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer...
• You go out for fish fry on every Friday...
• You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts...
• You tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada'...
• You know how to polka....
• You think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major religions.....
• Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap...
• Your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a "trip to Door County..."
• You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August...
• You define "swimming season" as 4th of July weekend...
• Your Labor Day Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost...
• You know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it...
• You have more fishing poles than teeth...
• You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend...
• Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.
• "Vacation" means going to Milwaukee for the weekend.
• You measure distance in hours.
• You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
• You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
• You use a down comforter in the summer.
• Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
• You see people wearing hunting clothes to social events.
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.
• 10. You think of the major food groups as venison, walleye and Leinenkugels.
• You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
• There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at the grocery store at any given time.
• You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
• You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pj's.
• You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
• It takes you three hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop to talk to everyone in town.