Woman Bashing
A man rushes in to his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!"
Martha responds excitedly, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds "I don't care! just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Top News Story
USA Today, Palo Alto, CA (AP) - "Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each. They observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned."
SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)