Things women will never say...
- I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
- Honey..are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- I'm bored... Let's shave my pussy!
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
- That was a great fart! Do another one!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- You're so sexy when you're hungover.
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
- Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
- Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
- I'll be out painting the house.
- I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I wish you had time
to play on Saturday too.
- Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
- I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
- No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
- Your mother is way better than mine.
- Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy
yourself new clubs.
- I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year for Christ's
sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
- Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of
beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
- Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new
- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire
and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
- You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
- Damn... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
- I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...